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Players:	95/200	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

IdleGens

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Bringing a whole new Gen Server gameplay to reality, IdleGens provides its players with the coolest custom features, making your journey easier and more entertaining by learning to use all the available perks and systems to your own advantage. There are Pets, Mining, Fishing and much more. Good Luck

play.idlegens.com

ChronicNetwork

LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Void Gems Collected:	36
Potions Brewed:	163	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Come and join Chronic Network! We have a brand new and unique SMP with.. – Elite mobs – MCMMO – Shop GUI – Crates – Tree capitator – Crazy Enchantments and much more join today to be apart of our community. People who join in the first 24 hours recieve an in game money bonus and can claim an og role on the discord!

Chronicmc.com

OrisPvP server Minecraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8025
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	176	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

The owner of the “OrisPvP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.9:25612

Phoenix SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Phoenix SMP is a new Minecraft community that is aimed at players who are looking for fun and cooperation with other players in a unique world. In our community, we encourage players to meet, communicate and collaborate together to build beautiful and creative projects.

We offer a unique Minecraft gaming environment that is completely community driven. There are many experienced and talented players in our community who are ready to help new players as well as participate in massive projects.

Phoenix SMP was founded with the goal of providing players with fun, but also an opportunity to develop their Minecraft skills. In our community, there are many opportunities to create unique and creative projects, as well as to participate in competitions and other events.

If you’re looking for fun, friendship and an opportunity to develop your Minecraft skills, Phoenix SMP is the place for you. We are confident that you will enjoy our community and enjoy being a part of it.

In addition, at Phoenix SMP we organize events every week with prizes for participants. These events include contests, games and other entertainment that will keep you busy and motivated to participate. Rewards include virtual in-game items, ranks on Discord and Minecraft servers, and other attractive rewards. Everyone is welcome to join and have fun with us in our Minecraft community. https://discord.gg/DvDT4qkSHj

45.144.155.100

NightlyCraft Minecraft server

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3443
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

play.nightlycraft.fun

SimplyFancy

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

SimplyFancy.shockbyte.pro:25579

Maidenless SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5592	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

We have no hoes, but atleast we have diamonds.

Welcome to Maidenless SMP, the product of my latest drug binge!

We have custom enchants! We have RPG levelling! We have towny! We do not have women. We have cool shit! please join im lonely

149.56.113.224:25607

👑KESHALAND 👑 ♥GRIF♥ANARCHY♥- Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Grief, Pirate, Private, Russian, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

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♨️We have donations (paid and free for tasks)

♨️Lots of different goodies

?️Our server came online recently and therefore online is not enough, but YOU are the one who can help us!❤

♨️Hurry up and get prizes?

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?IP: keshaland.mclan.ru

?/reward (secret command (on the fretboard only)?

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65.21.216.232:25981

ScarletMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	1443	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3083	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

ScarletMC is a captivating Minecraft server that offers a vast and immersive gaming experience, captivating players with its diverse game modes and dedicated community. From survival challenges to creative building, ScarletMC is a world where players can unleash their creativity and embark on unforgettable adventures.

scarletmc.net:25606

Legend Seekers

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to Legend Seekers! Here you can find a multitude of things to do on ANY PLATFORM!! We have DUNGEONS, CUSTOM MOBS, SKYBLOCK, RANKS + PRESTIGE, QUESTS, MINI BOSSES, BOSSES, and MANY MORE! Join us in our UP TO DATE SURVIVAL today and take down the MANY bosses, mini bosses, dungeons, AND quests to become TRULY LEGENDARY!

167.114.149.54:25578