equivalent injury – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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AardvarkMC

2024.., AardvarkMC, Adventure, Balanced, brand new, Builder, Community, Creative, crossplay, dreams, Economy, Fun, Great, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Sanctuary, Server, Survival, Vanillaplus, Voterewards

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

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HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Download, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, June 7, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, UTC+8, Version 2.2 Preview Page, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

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BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

amazing, ANONYMOUS, anonymous signature, artist, BlockyBeats, catchy, Enjoyable, fantastic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Great, Happy, love, Minecraft, Music, Positive, Server, Singer, song, Songwriter, TALENTED, upbeat

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

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TropesRUs Minecraft Server

ancient spirit, ancient spirit trope, body possession, body sharing trope, Character development, dark fantasy, dual personalities, entity possession, FANTASY, favorite tropes, Haunting, inner conflict, Minecraft, Paranormal, Possession, possession trope, Server, sharing body, spirit possession, Supernatural, supernatural beings, supernatural trope, TropesRUs

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ElfenCraft Minecraft Server

13 year olds, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Disturbing, dog shit, Edgy, Elfen Lied, ElfenCraft, emotional, fondly, Gore, Lucy, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nyu, praise, Psychological, Server, Show, Trauma, violence

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

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BearShooters Minecraft Server

BearShooters, dumb bitch snitches neighbor shooting bear criminal investigation Tahoe bear house shot killed state investigation cop press retard stupid vindictive eaten arrested cuddle, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?

Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!

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Granny’s Boobies Minecraft Server

AMA, awkward, body positivity, boobies, Boobs, Candid, Elderly, EMBARRASSING, family, Family secrets, generation gap, Grandma, Grannys, humor, Humorous, Minecraft, oversharing, Personal, Server, Shocking.., Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what you’ll see next! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like stumbling upon your grandma’s boobs while exploring the world. Don’t worry, she’s just there to show off her epic diamond armor collection. Join now for a chance to witness more bizarre moments and create unforgettable memories in a world where anything can happen!

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EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

Balmung, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Fall Guys Collaboration Event, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Old Sharlayan, primal, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie Meetup, Server, the mist, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, Updated Benchmark, Ward 20 Plot 34, Yo-Kai Watch Event

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why join? Because we have a special event where you can battle it out with your favorite Yo-kai Watch characters until Patch 7.0! And don’t miss out on our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most epic loot until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Fall Guys Collaboration Event happening until June 10th, where you can race and tumble your way to victory! And if that’s not enough, we even have a PvP Series 5 going on until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

And if you need a break from all the action, join one of our meetups like the Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers gathering on June 5th, or the Summer Games Fest on June 7th. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious Minecraft server than this one. Join now and let the fun begin!

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EasyGames – The best mini-games for you! Minecraft server

Bed wars, Competitions, Cosmetics, daily reward, EasyGames, ecosystem, Events, Free Ranks, Gadgets, Giveaways, Hunger Games, Ip:, Minecraft, Minigames, morphs, Pets, Play, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Telegram, Versions, VKontakte

EasyGames – a new ecosystem of mini-games! Here you can play various mini-games and have fun.

Cosmetics, gadgets, pets, morphs – player customization available to everyone!

We have a system of free ranks, for this you need to register the command in the Hub: /upgrade

Competitions, events, giveaways – we hold them regularly!

On the website you can collect your daily reward: https://easygames.space

Our IP: play.easygames.space

Versions from which you can log in: 1.16 – 1.20

Telegram: https://t.me/easygamesmine

VKontakte: https://vk.com/easygamesmine

play.easygames.space

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