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Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3615	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9162	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Enchantments Applied:	98
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Farms Harvested:	868	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6541	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	7505
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	93
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!