Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

SolarisMC

bedrock edition, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, java edition, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Optimized, Plugins, Server, SolarisMC, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	777	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

SolarisMC is a lifesteal server for both Java and Bedrock Editions of Minecraft. We dedicate our lifesteal to be the most optimized, with the latest and updated plugins, and making sure our server is not paid to win. We listen to our community and we include updates that complies with our communities wants.

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United Lands: The Land Where Creepers and Endermen Unite for Tea Parties and Dance Battles

Battles, Builder, cosmetic, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Dance, endermen, Epic battles, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Jobs, Land, Lands, Parties, player-driven economy, Roleplay, smp, tea, Towns, unite, United

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Votes:	8282
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview

Features	Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience
Server IP	play.unitedlands.org
Discord	https://discord.unitedlands.org
World Map	https://map.unitedlands.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is United Lands?	United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP server where players can claim land, build towns, engage in roleplay, and participate in epic wars and alliances.
Is there a specific scale for the world map?	Yes, the Earth map is at a 1:500 scale, allowing nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep.
Are there discounts available for large groups?	Yes, discounts are available for large groups. Players can gather allies and carve out their place on the map.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy on United Lands is entirely player-driven. Players can buy, sell, and trade items using the marketplace.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, United Lands ensures fairness by offering only cosmetic store items. Donations are welcome but offer no in-game advantages.

Crafty Descendant Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener (unless it’s been blown up by TNT, of course).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a zombie chicken riding a pig. Need resources? We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to explore mysterious void shards and uncover ancient vault spots? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a pixel art of Steve using only dirt blocks. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Just watch out for those prankster villagers – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

Lukewarm Owner’s Shutdown Minecraft SMP

big issue, cancel culture, center-right, ch shuts down, controversy, Delusional, discrimination, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, internet drama, LGBTQ, Lukewarm, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Owners, Shutdown, smp, social media, tranny, Transgender, trolling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Potions Brewed:	150
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6973	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring, lukewarm center-right Minecraft servers shutting down for ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, our owner is definitely not lukewarm center-right, so you can rest assured that you’re in for a wild and unpredictable experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

MemorialCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ores Mined:	4015
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Votes:	1207	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further, my friend! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, redemption, and maybe even a little bit of ghostly intervention.

Picture this: a server where ex-girlfriends from college haunt you for eternity, leading you to rehab and ultimately to sobriety. Our server is like a twisted soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, interventions, and the afterlife. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a ghostly ex-girlfriend who just can’t seem to let go.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! (Disclaimer: No real ex-girlfriends were harmed in the making of this server)

DaughterCraft: Name Change Madness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8004	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s relationship!

Just like this couple, our server moves quickly – you’ll never have a dull moment! From moving in together to proposing in the blink of an eye, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

And just like this couple’s struggle to get married, you’ll face challenges and obstacles in our server that will test your patience and determination. Will you prioritize your in-game job over your virtual partner? Or will you finally tie the knot and live happily ever after?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a surprise petition to change your in-game last name! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

NoCreepersPlz

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	92
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magic Items Found:	3249	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have removed all creepers from the game because let’s be real, who needs those explosive green pests ruining your day? Instead, we have replaced them with adorable puppies who follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and become the richest player in the land. So come join us and say goodbye to creepers forever!

BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6643	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gods Slained:	0

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”

join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!

HighwayCraft: NATO Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

So, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, out of nowhere, American F-35 stealth fighters come swooping down and land on the highway in Europe. It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft!

Join this server for the most intense and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your blocky empire? Plus, you’ll get to train with NATO’s newest allies, because why not? It’s all about the unexpected and the absurd on this server.

So, if you’re ready for some mind-blowing adventures and non-stop excitement, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared for anything, because with F-35 fighters and NATO allies around, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Blocky Bros: Right-Wing Studs

blocky, bros, Community, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender-based violence, men’s hostility, Misogyny, Potential, Predictors, research findings, right-wing authoritarianism, rightwing, self-perceived attractiveness, social psychology, STRONG, studs, study, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wider community, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers outta their eyes and unicorns dat poop out diamonds.

u know why u gotta join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and if u find it, u get to ride a flying pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.

we also got a rollercoaster made entirely outta lava and if u survive the ride, u get a pet creeper dat gives u hugs instead of exploding.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to do backflips while fighting off evil skeletons? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright bizarre minecraft community out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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