equity building Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3159	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5040

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Childhood, college, cry, CryCraft, Disclosure, Friends, hormone therapy, House, Insecurities, INTIMATE, invasion of privacy, judgment, Minecraft, neighbors, one night stands, Orgy, Partners, reassignment surgery, roommate, Server, sexual, trans men

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

Dad’sPlaneTicketGate

Birthday, Business Admin, condescending, Costa Rica, dad, DadsPlaneTicketGate, economics, Friends, panama, Party, plane ticket, private universities, Privilege, public universities, Punta Pacífica, Rude, selfish, superiority complex, tone-deaf, unreasonable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9791	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this girl from Costa Rica who got into a heated argument over a birthday party.

Imagine a world where public university students have a superiority complex and private university students are seen as “privileged.” It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where everyone thinks they’re better than each other!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a party in Panama, where one girl invites her classmates and drama ensues. Will she pay for everyone’s plane tickets? Will friendships be ruined over a birthday celebration? It’s like a Minecraft quest with a crazy plot twist!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of this real-life story, but with a Minecraft twist. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

MoonCraft SMP: MiniMoon

Astronomy, Brainstorming, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth, Earth’s mini moon, Earth’s satellite, Mini-moon, MiniMoon, Moon exploration, moon names, moon naming, Mooncraft, Naming, natural satellite, new moon, Orbit, smp, Space, Space discovery, space exploration, Suggestions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Towns Built:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have our very own mini moon orbiting the Earth! That’s right, forget about regular old moons, we’ve got a mini one just for us!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, we hold weekly competitions to decide what we should name our mini moon. From “Cheeseball” to “Moon McMoonface,” the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that the mini moon is actually made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. So not only is it a cool sight to see in the sky, but it’s also a treasure trove waiting to be mined!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and be a part of naming Earth’s newest celestial body. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids about the time you helped choose the name of a mini moon!

CraftyCreeperz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyCreeperz, crazy statement, funny, Humorous, illogical, irrational, laughable, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, nonsensical statement, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Ridiculous, silly, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Animals Bred:	87
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	203	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Crafty Ukraine Server – Minecraft Server

Air Forces, Belgorod, border regions, Canada, Conflict, Crafty, Drones, european union, germany, Kharkiv, military aid, Minecraft, Missiles, Moscow, oil base, Poltava, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, united states, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!

/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1197
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	996
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5645
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	189	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!