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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	166
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

146028990, Adventures, Banheirao, banheirao edition, com.ar, copalib, CopaLibs, Minecraft, previous, promiedos, Schedule, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	97	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Void Armor Forged:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

Carly Rae Jepsen, CARLYS, celebrity crush, celebrity dating, celebrity romance, Charm, charming personality, Confidence, Crafty, DATING, dream date, famous crush, infatuation, long shot chance, love interest, Minecraft, music artist, Pop Star, potential relationship, potential romance, realistic chance, romantic pursuit, Server, Singer/Songwriter

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2886	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!