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Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

Al Saud, Championship, Combat sports, discussion, Entertainment, Event, fight night, Fighting, GAMETHREAD, House, House of Al Saud, Live Stream, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, noche, Noche Riyadh Season, Riyadh, Saud, Saudi Arabia, Season, smp, SPHERE, sports, the sphere, ufc, UFC Fans

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	643	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

PrivacyCraft Server

Apology, babysitter, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Evening, Friends, grill, Kids, privacy, PrivacyCraft, Respect, sauna, Server, Tension, Yelling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	2438
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected… or not! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time two friends decided to explore forbidden territory at a grill and sauna evening.

Imagine the excitement of venturing into off-limits areas, the thrill of breaking the rules, and the drama of getting caught red-handed! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and tension right here in our virtual world?

But don’t worry, we promise a fun and unforgettable experience for all players. Just remember to apologize if you accidentally stumble into someone’s personal space – it’s common courtesy, after all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic adventures, and maybe even a few awkward moments. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything can happen – even unexpected bedroom visits!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

adoption, anger, Apology, awkward, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, cutting off, EMBARRASSMENT, family members, family secret, family story, husband, in-laws, mother-in-law, overreacting, punishment, Secrets, unreasonable, Visit

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5212	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Picture this: a baby shower turned upside down when a mother-in-law reveals a long-kept secret about her husband being adopted. But wait, there’s more! She goes on to claim that she “rescued” him from his birth parents, sending shockwaves through the entire party. And the best part? The husband just sits there, letting it all unfold like a soap opera.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected family revelations and the drama that follows. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide you with all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!

alleged plot, AMERICANS, arms trafficking, arrested individuals, Conspiracy, CraftyCrisis, destabilize country, foreign interference, foreigners, government intervention., illegal weapons, international relations, national security, political conspiracy, Political unrest, security threat, seized weapons, SeizeRifles, south america, US rifles, US-Venezuela relations, Venezuela

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Animals Bred:	133	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!

we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.

join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.

so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad

Accountability, achievement, discipline, FITNESS, goal-setting, gym, GymGrindGuru, habits, health, irl character, level up, LevelUpLad, Lifestyle, motivation, net worth, outsourcing, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, success, transformation, wellness

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1153
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.

u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.

so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?

DeadLockSmp

Active, Afk, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Cross-Play, DeadLockSmp, Economy, English, free, Greek, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

DeadLockSmp is a basic server based on Greek and English Community with cool plugins , economy , Free And Paids Ranks !! AFK and Active Rewards Join Now !!

DeadlockSmp.gr:5001

Zeroworlds – Vanilla Season 4 Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

Adventures, Clans, classic, Community, content makers, Crafts, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, ELYTRA, Emote Craft, Events, FANTASY, fbi, Minecraft, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, Plasmovoice, Reality, Roleplay, season 4, Server, Survival, unique items, Vanilla, voice mode, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the exciting world of Zeroworlds – vanilla Minecraft server version 1.20.1!

Our doors are open to everyone who wants to join a wonderful and friendly community. Here you will find many talented content makers who are ready to please you with their creative works.

Our server is not only free, but also unique due to the presence of two interesting mods. We are pleased to introduce you to Emote Craft, which will allow you to express your emotions and feelings with the help of various emotional animations. Share your mood with other players and create bright impressions together!

And that’s not all! The server also has the Plasmovoice mod installed, which gives you a unique opportunity to communicate with other players directly in voice mode right in Minecraft itself! Now you don’t need to use third-party programs to hear your friends or comrades – with Plasmovoice you can easily coordinate your actions and share impressions throughout the gameplay.

And this is just the beginning of the adventure on Zeroworlds! We also have unique crafts that allow you to create unusual items and implement your wildest ideas. For example, you can combine an elytra with a chestplate and feel how your possibilities become endless.

And don’t forget about the exciting adventures that await you on our server! Feel like a real FBI agent with handcuffs in your hands, ready to solve mysterious events.

Zeroworlds is a place where reality meets fantasy, and your possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Join us today!

Server IP: mc.zeroworlds.ru

An important clarification is that donations do not affect the game, and seasons last more than a year!

mc.zeroworlds.ru

CubeWorldMC: Where your geopolitical dreams come true…or get blown up in PVP!

Adventure, Allies, BLOWN, Community, CubeWorldMC, Discord, dreams, Dynmap, Earth, faction SMP, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Government, Infrastructure, Ip:, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, PvP, Server, Sun tzu, true…or, Version, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

CubeWorldMC Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/tBnjXKnrCs
Version	1.12.2
IP	54.39.250.134:25642
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dysfunctionals-tech-bombs-guns-war (1.12.2 VERSION)
Dynmap	http://54.39.250.134:8183/

FAQs

1. What is CubeWorldMC?

CubeWorldMC is a modded, geopolitical faction SMP hosted on a 1:1000 replica of the earth. Players can join countries, build infrastructure, and engage in various activities within the world.

2. How can I join a country?

To join a country on CubeWorldMC, you can reach out to existing nations or create your own. Visit the Discord server for more information on available countries and their requirements for joining.

3. What activities can I participate in on CubeWorldMC?

Players can engage in adventures such as raiding structures, pillaging villages, and defeating enemies. Additionally, players can participate in nation-building, politics, and social interactions within the community.

FateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels and outrageous discussions.

Looking for a server where E-celeb shitposting is not allowed? Look no further, because we take our visual novels seriously here. Our members are so dedicated, they even read the Readme before asking for tech support!

But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon for troubleshooting. Just copy those error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL. It’s like magic, but with more pixels!

And if you’re ever in need of a novel with a specific element, we’ve got you covered. Our collection is so vast, it puts the Library of Alexandria to shame.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds, discuss visual novels, and solve tech issues all in one place? It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with creepers. Join us now and let the insanity begin!