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CraftyBlocks Co.

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Emeralds Found:	471
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Players Killed by Monsters:	3133
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1734	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	95

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	496608	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4478
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1617
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Villages Defended:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ores Mined:	1015	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

PixelatedMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	New Chunks Explored:	411457
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.

CraftyCrashCraft: Nikkei225

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	7048
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing plunging is your expectations of reality! our server is so lit that even the Nikkei 225 index is shaking in its boots. why worry about world markets when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your pals?

join us and watch as the US economy trembles in fear of how awesome our server is. who needs stocks and bonds when you can have diamonds and emeralds? come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s make minecraft great again!

BrunoServers Minecraft server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	888	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchantments Applied:	87
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7141
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

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