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Lamp survival ♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	3492	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The owner of the “Lamp Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Epic Adventure Quest 1.20

Adventure, amusing, awkward, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Epic, funny, Giggle, guffaw, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, Quest, Ridiculous, silly, smirk, snicker, snort

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta check out this place!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.

Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.

AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, aunt, AuntieCraft, busy, calling out, Christmas Eve party, Disney, exclusion, extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family Support, family tradition, family trip, family unity, Group Chat, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being left out of family gatherings and feeling like the odd one out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to welcome you with open arms and make you feel like part of a big, crazy family!

Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.

Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!

So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3152
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Votes:	5961
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Void Gems Collected:	37

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!