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ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4580	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, Dawn Office Fixer, download links, e.g.o, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pointillist Student, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, REIGNS, Ryoshu, Sanguine Desire Rodion, tutorial, Walpurgis Night, Wingbeat Ishmael

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	216
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	143	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5255	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	7386

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4441
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!