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”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	7580
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	83	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

CraftyDifferences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sugar Rush Depression Den

Den, depression, diet and emotions, diet and mood, diet impact on mental health, emotional health, emotional well being, mental health, mental health effects of sugar, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, Rush, Sugar, sugar and depression, sugar and emotions, sugar and mental health, sugar and mental well-being, sugar and mood, sugar and mood disorders, sugar consumption, sugar intake, Sugary diets, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	195	Buildings Constructed:	32

u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!