We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.
But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.
But wait, there’s more! Before the Storm is like a prequel where you can be a troubled, isolated queer teen and make friends with demons. And in True Colors, you get to play as Alex Chen, a woman with a bountiful ass and supernatural powers. Plus, you might end up marrying Steph.
Lost Records is coming soon, so get in on the action before everyone else. It’s gonna be more mind-bending than trying to figure out the Life is Strange timeline. Join now and let’s build a world full of hella gay adventures and hidden demons.
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Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.
But wait, there’s more! In our upcoming expansion, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, you’ll dive even deeper into the mysterious world of Arcadia Bay. And don’t forget to check out our latest merch, Life is Strange: Heatwaves – it’s hotter than a Creeper explosion!
So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!
Join our server and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures and quests that will keep you coming back for more. From battling evil mobs to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?
So why settle for reruns when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Don’t be a one and done player, join us and be part of the ultimate gaming experience!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget all about traditional television. Who needs sitcoms and dramas when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness? Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of entertainment.
So come on down and join us for the wildest ride of your life. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a pixelated celebrity or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!