episode 228 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	89
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2488	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	2212	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

Alluring, attractive, Babes, blocks, Bootylicious, CONFIDENT, Dominant, fashion, fetish, footwear, heavy boots, heels, hot, Irresistible, Kinky, leather, licking, Powerful, seductive, Sexy, STRONG, stylish, Women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!