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Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Votes:	9249
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
New Chunks Explored:	99646	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchantments Applied:	208	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	5874
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Star Shards Collected:	200	Secret Passages Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!