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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9700 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 611846 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.
epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.