epigenetic clocks – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

age, aging, aging process, biological age, Biomarkers, Cell, cell resolution, cell type, cellular biology, Clocks, DNA methylation, Edition, Epic, epigenetic clocks, gene expression, health, Longevity, medical advancements, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, quantify, research, Science, Specific, Technology

Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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EpicLossAgeClocksMC

aged 33-44, death, DNA changes, EpicLossAgeClocksMC, epigenetic clocks, family member, faster ageing, health, Impact, later in life, Loss, older biological age, researchers, US adults

hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Adviser, border security, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Defense, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, INVADE, Military, Minecraft, national security, neighboring country, North America, Plans, Politics, Reassurance, Server, speculation, Statement, trump, united states

LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER

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CanalCraft: Refugee Edition

assimilation, canal, CanalCraft, crime, cultural clash, DATING, Dutch boy, Edition, family conflict, Headscarf, Heartbreaking, honour killing, Immigrant, investigation, Justice, murder, refugee, societal issues, Syrian refugee, traditional values, Tragedy, violence, Westernised daughter

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this syrian refugee dude who went off the deep end! we promise no honor killings here, just good old fashioned block building and zombie slaying. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even miss wearing a headscarf! so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

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LoveCraft Mattress Mayhem

caring relationship, Challenges, comfort, Communication, compromise, couples, Decision making, Frustration, Fun, Intimacy, Life, love, lovecraft, loving relationship, mattress, mattress shopping, MAYHEM, Partnership, quality time, relationships, shopping, Sleep, Support

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of mattress shopping and dive into a world of blocky adventures! why waste time laying on uncomfortable mattresses when you can be crafting, building, and exploring with us?

our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows, who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. but beware, there are also evil mobs like the dreaded creeper king who will try to stop you at every turn.

build your own castle, mine for rare ores, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the forces of darkness. with our friendly community and endless possibilities, you’ll never want to leave! so come join us and say goodbye to mattress shopping forever!

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Origins DNA Traced Craft

ancient civilizations, Craft, cultural exchange, Dna, genetic ancestry, genetic markers, genetic research, historical linguistics, human history, indo european, language evolution, language families, Languages, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic roots, Origins, population genetics, prehistoric migrations, traced

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server, and u know what? u get to explore the origins of languages using DNA! like, how cool is that? u can dig up fossils and decode ancient texts to uncover the secrets of the past. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. and if that’s not enough, u can even build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano. like, what are u waiting for? join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe while having a blast!

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HELLCRAFT

Auctionhouse, Bosses, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, HELLCRAFT, MCMMO, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HELLCRAFT Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay, no plugins besides anticheat
A focus on pvp rivalries and war
Semi-anarchy, only rule is no hacking
Amazing community

To join the server’s Discord, click here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server completely new?	Yes, it is a completely new server.
What is the focus of gameplay on this server?	The server focuses on pvp rivalries and war.
Are there any rules on the server?	The only rule is no hacking.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community by clicking the provided link above.

Nutty Craft World 1.20.1

1.20.1, BIZARRE, bonkers, Craft, crazy, deranged, eccentric, INSANE, Lunatic, mad, Mental, nut, NUTTY, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, Unhinged, Wacky, weird, world

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness!

Imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in intense PvP matches.

But wait, there’s more! You can also team up with your friends to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses.

And get this, there are secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world just waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Pixel Pig Paradise

Book, Character building, Character development, character growth, empowerment, female empowerment, Harley Cameron, HHH, Inspirational, mentor, Mentorship, Paradise, Pig, PIXEL, Role Model, storytelling, strong female character, success, talent development, Tony, WOMAN, wrestling, wwe

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where Tony is out here building up some epic woman like HHH never could! It’s gonna be wild, so hop on and let’s get building together! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!

appreciation, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, different backgrounds, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Empathy, food preferences, food waste, hurt feelings, lower income, middle class, Oops, Order, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, SandwichSNAFU, surprise gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding, VALUES, wrong

Are you tired of partners who don’t appreciate your thoughtful surprises? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to appreciate every single block placed or item given to them! No more wasted sandwiches or hurt feelings here, just pure gratitude and love for all things Minecraft. Plus, our server is filled with players from all walks of life, so you’ll never have to worry about someone not understanding the value of a good breakfast sandwich. Come join us and experience a world where every block matters and every gift is cherished!

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BoomerCraft SMP

antiquated, Archaic, backward, behind the times, behindhand, BoomerCraft, Clueless, disconnected, ignorance, ISOLATED, Naive, narrow minded, Oblivious, Old fashioned, out of touch, regressive, retrograde, sheltered, smp, unaware, uninformed, unworldly

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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CraftyLiesOrIgnore

BETRAYAL, Communication, confronting lies, coping with betrayal, CraftyLiesOrIgnore, dealing with being ignored, Deception, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, Honesty, hurt feelings, Manipulation, mental health, open communication, relationships, self worth, toxic behavior, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of being ignored by other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never ignore you! In fact, we’ll shower you with so much attention, you’ll feel like the most popular player in the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?

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