Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

psychiatric sciences, incidence, quantifying, SSRI side effects, long-term effects

so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

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PlagueCraft Minecraft Server

diseases, Boring, public health, History, health

Tired of the same old boring plagues ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience plagues like you’ve never seen before. Our plagues come in all shapes and sizes – from exploding chickens to rainbow-colored zombies. You’ll never be bored again with our constantly evolving plague system.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and help him conquer the land with his army of porky warriors.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond Rainbow Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ZombiePocalypse City: Where Epidemics Are the Norm!

global impact, healthcare system, Zombiepocalypse, outbreak, medical resources

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your real life city and join us in a world where the only epidemic is a zombie apocalypse!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the hordes of undead that roam the land. But be careful, because rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the zombies are trying to protect!

Not only that, but our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that roam the countryside. If you can catch one and tame it, you’ll have your very own magical mount to ride into battle against the zombie hordes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a unicorn pig into battle!

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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

Eastern Iowa, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone, amusement park, health

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

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PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

UNCOMFORTABLE, chilling, disturbing plot, PixelPanic, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

pay deal, Minecraft, Musks, Technology, record-breaking

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

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XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, eastern europe, weapons, Xi Jinping, military aid

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

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MicroPlasticCraft

human remains, future archaeology, degradation, archaeological evidence, plastic pollution legacy

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure

MAYHEM, Mitochondria, Adventure, alzheimer’s

come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior!

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50 shades of factions: PVP mayhem on a vanilla Minecraft server! Beware of the difficulty in Season 5!

Nether, Shades, hard mode, server-wide war, Dimensions

5050 Factions Minecraft Server

Features	Description
/home and /sethome	Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed)
Safe zone spawns	Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops
Plugin	Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server
Nether and End dimensions	50×50 chunks each
Spawn builds	Handmade by the owner
Explosion durability system	Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily

Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!

Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server set on hard mode?	Yes, the server is set on hard mode.
How big is the map radius?	The map radius is 50 chunks wide.
Are /home and /sethome commands removed?	Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay.
Can players trade at safe zone spawns?	Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns.
Are there admin shops for buying necessities?	Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops.

Epidemics

5050 Factions Minecraft Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)