yo yo yo come join our server, where we got plagues and population collapses for days! forget about building boring old cities, we got neolithic chaos up in here! watch as civilizations crumble before your very eyes, all while trying to survive in a world gone mad. join now for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before!
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PlagueCraft: Neolithic Crash
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CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you.Do you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a roller coaster that takes you through a volcano filled with lava sharks? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Troll the Admin” event, where you can prank the server admins and watch them try to figure out who’s behind the chaos. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but with more explosions and less sus.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to pack some extra snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to bribe a creeper or two.
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PhilippinePixelCraft
lol join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape da stigma and fuel ur creativity instead! we got more blocks than a lego store on steroids, and u can build ur own epic world where no one judges u for ur blocky choices. plus, rumor has it dat playin on dis server can actually cure ur fear of spiders in real life. so come on, dive into dis virtual world and leave da stigma behind like yesterday’s trash!
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McFluCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
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ZombieCraftLand
yo, have you heard about this crazy new minecraft server? it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a haunted house filled with flesh-eating bacterium! but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun game, no need to call the CDC.join us and see if you can survive the deadly bacteria while building epic structures and battling creepy mobs. who knew a minecraft server could be so intense? come on, you know you wanna give it a try. plus, we have free virtual hand sanitizer for all players. so what are you waiting for? come get infected with fun on our server!
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DengueCraft2024: Brazilian Epidemic
Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man! We got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t even believe it!So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!
So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!
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ChronicCraft: Bird Flu Free!
come join our epic minecraft server where we cured bird flu with just a touch of chronic disease! the health ministry in mexico couldn’t believe it when our player got sick but then miraculously healed themselves by eating a diamond apple. now everyone is flocking to our server to experience the magic for themselves. join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling both disease and mobs at the same time. who needs vaccines when you have minecraft? come play with us and see if you can outsmart the virus with a little bit of insanity and a whole lot of fun.
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birb flu in mexico minecraft server
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.
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mexico bird flu server – first death confirmed never seen humans!
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the deadly bird flu that’s sweeping through Mexico! Our virtual world is completely bird flu-free and filled with endless adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated chickens can actually cure diseases with their magical feathers. So come on over and start building your way to immunity!