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25 Buttholes Minecraft SMP: The Adventures of a Former RuneScape Video Maker
Are you tired of watching boring RuneScape videos on YouTube? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where 25 Buttholes (yes, that’s his real name now) has given up on making those videos and is now diving headfirst into the world of conspiracy slop. Who knows what crazy theories he’ll come up with next – maybe Herobrine is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong? Join now to be a part of this wild ride and help put an end to the YouTube slop epidemic once and for all! -
Sick Sleepy Parasites
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch deadly illnesses from parasites? well, u in luck cuz our server got that and more! we got these crazy parasites that can give u sleeping sickness, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us and see if u can survive the wild world of mutated genes and infectious diseases. who needs zombies and skeletons when u got real-life parasites to deal with? come on, join now and let’s see if u got what it takes to survive in this insane world we’ve created. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Block Chopping Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life! -
Sad Incel Epidemic Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being surrounded by incels in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the incel epidemic! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional troll trying to steal your diamonds).Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a literal hot potato (yes, it’s on fire) and try not to get burned. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots.
So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a really cool diamond sword).
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Flu-Free Minecraft Server
Are you sick and tired of the flu ruining your day in your boring country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our virtual world is flu-free and full of epic adventures waiting for you to explore. Say goodbye to sniffles and hello to building the craziest creations with your new blocky buddies. Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing spreading is joy and creativity! -
Crafty Marburg Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!
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TigerCraft: Bird Flu Edition
so, like, imagine this, right? our server is so lit that even the tigers, lions, and panthers in Vietnam zoos wanna join in on the fun! but, like, they all got taken out by some bird flu, so now they’re all up in heaven playing Minecraft on our server. if you wanna hang out with some cool big cats and build some epic stuff, you gotta join us, dude. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s so wild even the animals wanna play? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a roaring good time! 🐯🦁🐆🐦🎮 #RIPbigcats #MinecraftZooParty -
Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why are so many Indians dying from diarrhea, you ask? Well, that’s just one of the many mysteries waiting to be solved on our server. Join us today and let the madness begin!