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Monkeypox Madness Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over! -
Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic
Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory! -
Ebolacraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun! -
Crafty Misinfo Masters
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Laggy Vax Polio Fun
lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own polio vaccine to save the world from a crazy resurgence of polio cuz ppl forgot to vaccinate lol. if u dont join, the polio zombies will take over and make u their leader lol. come save the day and craft ur way to victory on this wild server where anything can happen lol. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure lol. #poliosurvivor #vaccinateordie #minecraftmadness -
Blocky Cough Outbreak
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time! -
EpicHMPV Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!! -
CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade
come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!