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GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition
So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style! -
MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience! -
BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.
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BhabeeBasherCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?
Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!
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CraftyFamilySecrets
Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mysteries of your family’s deepest, darkest secrets! Rumor has it that buried deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden dungeon filled with skeletons…and skeletons in your family’s closet! Will you be brave enough to explore and uncover the truth? Or will you run away in fear, only to be haunted by the ghost of your great-great-grandma’s pet parrot? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
PixelPutinPayout
so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit! -
PalmLotionCraft
yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit community in da whole blocky world. like, seriously, our players’ palms are so moisturized from all the epic gaming they do on our server. it’s like they’re constantly slaying dragons and building castles, so their hands gotta stay soft and supple for maximum gaming performance.but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.
so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!