🔥epidemic outcomes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	4555	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Emeralds Found:	2317	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5169	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8288	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	5808	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	3776	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Holy Grails Found:	4

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!