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AIphobiaCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3607	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	2729	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1673	Star Shards Collected:	282
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!