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The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4887	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9533
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3937	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Farms Harvested:	265
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	172
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	9950
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!