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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7310 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉