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EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8096	Void Gems Collected:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	554466	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Zombie Dances:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7928
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Farms Harvested:	860	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	7717	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!