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CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	223
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

action, Anime, anime fans, black butler, Butlers, Ciel Phantomhive, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Demons, English Dub, ep2, japanese animation, just aired, kuroshitsuji, Manga adaptation, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, Sebastian Michaelis, Supernatural, victorian era, waiting for subs, Yana Toboso

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4169	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Buildings Constructed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchantments Applied:	94
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5753	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures: #2147

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it even has its own Android/iOS/PC game download link! You can play Minecraft on the go and never miss a moment of the action.

Need some FAQs answered? We got you covered with a link that will blow your mind! And don’t forget to check out our active codes for some sweet rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more awesome.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have anniversary streams, optimization updates, and developer’s notes that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” and “Sim Room Overclock” will have you laughing and having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!