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SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Void Armor Forged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Runes Activated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ores Mined:	1300	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	4608
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	166
Dragon Eggs Found:	3030	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ores Mined:	6163
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
Custom Skills & Abilities
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?