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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5900 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1529 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil chickens!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or dignity that may occur while playing on our server)