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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4213 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4864 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.
On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
