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HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	1641	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	608	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

bored, BROKE, budgeting, finances, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial wellness, financially bored, investing, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, smp, wealth management

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Void Armor Forged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	8872
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

90s, apartment, Cameracraft, cameras, classic, comedy, Elaine Benes, Filming, Friends, garage set, George Costanza, hilarious, iconic, jerry seinfeld, kramer, Kramers, Merv Griffin Show, seinfeld, Server, Sitcom, television, television history., Visit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.