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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	3108	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3293
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	1107	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1461
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Farms Harvested:	971	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	950	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	128	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!