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CraftyComebackz

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

SMSMCraft Network

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7728	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crops Grown:	4203
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

CraftyComebackz

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

MineMasters

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

minemasters.ddns.net:15150

Angelic MC

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

angelicmc.org

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

oexg.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Troon Map Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	857458
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!