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CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

052d89bf99ad298a133c8a77ce3afbcea916c9de349222ddab932242f26ef26f35, Bitches, clapper, CraftyCuntz, cunts, long tail tags, Minecraft, nip slip, screen record, Server, session thread, Show off, tags, Thread, tik tok

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	5530
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

Affair, aita, anger, cousin, culture, Difficult, Divorce, DivorceCraft, family, Fault, financial situation, incarceration, insult, ISOLATED, Kids, Police, reconnect, relationship, Resentment, social media, Talk, uncle

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	618
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

BeeMineCraftServer

BeeMineCraftServer, Choice, Commitment, Contentment, Decision making, forever.., freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-exploration, single

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498

Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style!

RenewableCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2024.., carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, energy policy, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, green energy, green technology, Minecraft, power generation, Public, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, Server, Sustainable development

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Emeralds Found:	9819
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!

Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!

Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?

So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!

RocketRaidersMC

armed conflict, Ceasefire, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas militants, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military escalation, Military operations, Palestinian conflict, political tension, regional instability, rocket attacks, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, security threat, violence

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	135
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

LockOpenCraft

Concept, confusion, contemplation, Door, Interpretation, introspection, Lock, LockOpenCraft, Logic, Mind, misunderstanding, Observation, Open, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, Reality, Reflection, thinking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Auctions, Biomes, blocks, Bosses, CREEPERS, Custom Items, dazzling, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanted, Factories, Join, Join at, Land Claims, Magic, MAGICAL, mobs, planet minecraft, Player Shops, Player Warps, Powers, PvE, Realmportal, RPG, RPG Classes/Levelling, Screenshots, Sethome, Towny, Tpa, Website

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Features
Choose a class with various skills
Level up RPG style and craft unique items
Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
Descend into massive dungeons
Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my class?	Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
Are there bosses to challenge?	Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
What kind of economy features are available?	Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
Are there protection features for my possessions?	Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
Is there a resource pack required to play?	Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

Allure, attraction, Charm, Curiosity, cute, CuteCraft, decision, desire, Exotic, FANTASY, flirtation, harem, Invitation, Minecraft, opportunity, proposition, response, romance, seduction, Server, temptation, Unique, WOMAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	208

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

ArcticRain Minecraft Server

amiable locals, ArcticRain, chilly climate, cold temperature, comfortable setting, comfy atmosphere, cozy living, friendly neighbors, friendly people, ideal climate, Minecraft, peaceful environment, precipitation, Rain, rainy days, Safety, Safety Measures, secure location, Server, temperate conditions, tranquil surroundings, Welcoming Community, winter weather

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Emeralds Found:	7044	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Votes:	201	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!

BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server

aita, BBQBlockParty, Boundaries, Business, children, Clinics, close friends, country living, employee BBQ, family, get to know you dinners, holiday parties, home life, hurt feelings, husband, inner circle, intense anxiety, introverted, Invasive, judgement, medical assistants, medical company, Minecraft, park bbq, personal space, Physicians, Private, private person, Sanctuary, Server, team building events, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unkind suggestion, Wives, work colleagues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of your husband inviting all his work buddies over to your house for a BBQ without even asking you first? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual sanctuary away from nosy coworkers and intrusive medical assistants.

On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!

So if you’re tired of feeling guilted into hosting awkward gatherings at your real-life house, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as private and introverted as you want. Plus, we have a strict “no coworkers allowed” policy, so you can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet in your own virtual world. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests invading your personal space!