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CraftyComebackz

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5432
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	944
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	58
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).

Obscuros Pixelmon [modded]

activities, Community, competitive, Cozy, Custom, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, home, locations, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Obscuros, Pixelmon, Plugins, Server, species, Unique, Updates

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is mc.playobscuros.com

Q: Is there a Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW

Q: What mod does the server use?

A: The server uses the Pixelmon mod.

The Crafted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, anime fan, anime watcher, crafted, favorite anime, favorite cover, favorite manga, favorite name, favorite series, Go-Toubun no Hanayome, international name, japanese manga, Japanese title, Manga, manga cover, manga fan, manga reader, Realm, series ideas, the quintessential quintuplets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	238472

Yo, bro, forget about those boring names, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We don’t care about anime names, we care about building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world.

We don’t read manga or watch anime, we live in the Minecraft universe! Our favorite cover is the one made of diamond blocks and lava, it’s lit AF.

If you don’t like the international name of the series, who cares? We make our own rules here, join us and let’s create a new epic saga together!

PianoPraisePandemonium

apartment living, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, crack of dawn, disturbance, house rules, LANDLORD, morning routine, neighbors, noise complaint, ownership, piano, PianoPraisePandemonium, quiet hours, Respect, worship sessions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

SmileCraft SMP

Brighten your day, bring a smile, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is contagious, happiness is everything, happiness is key, happiness is the best medicine, happiness matters, happy thoughts, joy, Laughter, positive energy, positivity, smile more, smile often, smilecraft, smp, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you know how when you find a diamond in Minecraft and you’re just like, “YASSSS QUEEN, I’M RICH”? Well, this server is like finding a whole chest full of diamonds, bro.

First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn. Like, I’m not even kidding, they have a horn and everything. And get this, they speak in emojis. It’s like talking to a real-life emoji movie, but better.

And the mods? Oh man, don’t even get me started. They’re all secretly wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made out of candy canes? They got you. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done and done.

But the best part? The community, bro. It’s like a big, dysfunctional Minecraft family. We have dance parties in the Nether, build giant statues of Steve, and have epic rap battles in the chat. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun.

So, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #UnicornsRule #Diamonds4Days 🦄💎🎉

MineCraftBeats

Alternative, Blues, classical, Country, electronic, Favorite, folk, genre, Hip Hop, indie, Jazz, Listen, metal, MineCraftBeats, most, Music, pop, R&B, Rap, Reggae, Rock

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Do you love listening to the sweet sounds of creepers exploding and zombies moaning? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We’ve got a playlist that will make your ears bleed with joy, featuring hits like “Enderman EDM” and “Creeper Dubstep Remix.” Join us for a musical experience like no other, where the only genre that matters is Minecraft!