We got pixelated pigs flying in the sky, diamond armor that makes you look like a blinged-out rapper, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up!
You’ll forget all about your sad real life when you’re building a castle with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, duh).
Plus, on our server, time doesn’t fly by, it’s like time is on pause so you can enjoy every moment of blocky bliss.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about getting older or missing out on life again!
also, our server is home to the rarest mob in all of minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama. if u can tame one of these majestic creatures, u’ll be the envy of all ur friends. but be warned, they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties at the most inconvenient times.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a custom-built roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through the nether. but watch out for the zombie pigmen who like to hitch a ride and steal ur minecart!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable minecraft server. u never know what crazy adventures await u around the corner!
once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.
if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?
Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. We’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to log off!
And if you’re wondering if we’re just a passing trend, let me assure you, we’re not just the flavor of the month(s) – we’re the whole dang ice cream parlor! So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a master architect and the PvP skills of a ninja warrior.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited creative mode abilities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Andddddd it’s gone – just like your free time once you start playing on our server!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas. Build your own rollercoaster that loops around a volcano filled with hot sauce. And don’t forget to participate in our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds (not real diamonds, of course, we’re not that rich).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and now they’re flying around on it, burning everything in sight (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party hidden deep within the mines. Just be sure to bring your best moves and a pickaxe, you never know when you’ll need to break out of a dance battle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, even the NPCs have family drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through relationships filled with lies, betrayal, and sudoku puzzles. Who knew a Minecraft server could be more entertaining than reality TV? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical concoction that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate within 24 hours of joining. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper – trust us, that love story doesn’t end well.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your single player days and hello to a world of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated PDA. Join our server today and let the love (and lava) flow!
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| Hello and Welcome, Are you tired of playing Minecraft for only a week or two with your friend group and then your world is left in the dust, well fear no more, A friend and I who love to build are tired of the same thing happening to our world. We love to build and we have so many projects planned and want to keep building endless things, but we also want to build a community that shares the same love for building. If you are just looking for a normal SMP that where all you need to do is build then come here. We have endless projects planned. The server is only one week old and has just been played on by me and a few other people. We need more people to help us finish our projects/farms/exc. |
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A: You can join the server using the IP address provided – 38.133.154.23:25572.
A: No, joining the Discord server is not mandatory, but it is recommended for better communication with other players.
A: While there are some planned projects like medieval town, ancient egypt, and more, players are also welcome to work on their own projects.
A: Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Players must respect each other’s builds and items.
A: PVP without consent is not allowed on the server. Players must agree to engage in PVP before doing so.
A: All ages are allowed on the server, but players must follow the rules and maintain appropriate behavior.
A: To apply for the whitelist, please contact the server administrators or join the Discord server for more information.
A: No, the use of hacks or exploits is strictly prohibited on the server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to private VODs of Mio’s most chaotic moments, guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. And if that’s not enough, we have group songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the most insane Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have Mio’s Nanoblock collection to admire? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Experience the thrill of evading angry parents who threaten to call the cops and sue you for being a good Samaritan. Who needs boring old rules when you can live on the edge and host runaway teens in need of a safe haven?
So come on over and join us on this chaotic journey filled with drama, love, and unexpected houseguests. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll find yourself in next!