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  • Tax Day Universe PFOA Limit

    Tax Day Universe PFOA Limit
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the age of the universe, then look no further! Our server has a PFOA contamination limit that’s so high, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.

    So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx

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  • ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

    ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

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