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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6708 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9603 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5476 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS