ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

FarmVilleCraft: Where Euro Farmers Rule!

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Are you tired of the mundane farming life in the real world? Do you want to experience the thrill of farming without all those pesky regulations and governmental terms? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can farm to your heart’s content without any USDA or EPA interference!

Join us and experience the wild world of farming in a virtual setting, where you can grow crops, raise animals, and build your own farm without any restrictions. Who needs European farming when you can have all the fun without any of the hassle right here in our Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a farming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t miss those regulations and governmental terms once you see what we have in store for you!

BrickFestGoneWild

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NoLifeCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

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so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?

HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons at every turn? Do you long for the camaraderie of fellow blockheads who understand your obsession with building pixelated castles and farming virtual crops?

Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to with your new blocky buddies?

Nope, Creeper Country!

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Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.

Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!

So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.

CraftyPlaceboFun

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come join our epic minecraft server where placebos are the key to success! forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, all you need is a good ol’ placebo to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression! even if you know they’re fake, they still work like magic!

our players have reported feeling happier, calmer, and more relaxed after just a few minutes of taking their daily placebo pill. plus, the placebo effect is so strong on our server that you’ll start believing you actually have superpowers! fly like superman, shoot fireballs like a dragon, and even turn invisible like a ninja!

so why wait? join our placebo-powered minecraft server today and experience the ultimate in mind-bending, reality-warping fun! just remember, it’s all in your head…or is it?

Really United Lands: 1.20.2 Edition – Because who needs square brackets or curly braces in a server title anyway?

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Welcome to United Lands

A unique Towny-based Earth SMP experience with immersive features:

Video Trailer	Watch here
Explore the World	1:500 Earth-based map, nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs
Gameplay	Town building, land claiming, immersive RP, custom items
Progression	7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades
Thriving Economy	Player-driven marketplace, currency for upgrades and upkeep
Non-P2W Environment	All store items cosmetic, fair and balanced gameplay
Epic Wars & Combat	Unique warring system for towns and nations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to IP┋red.unitedlands.org

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org

Q: Can I view the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: United Lands is against pay-to-win schemes, all store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can immerse yourself in the warring system by joining towns and nations for thrilling battles.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1199	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Farms Harvested:	155
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8262

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2175	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7896	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Chimeras Created:	4

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	266
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Revolutionary EPA Minecraft Servers

About Harmony Falls:

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Welcome to United Lands

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions