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LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5931
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8294	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5270
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	960797	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

blockwars, CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, civilians, death toll, diplomatic talks, global crisis, heartbreaking news, human rights violations, innocent victims, international conflict, Peace, peace negotiations, peace summit, political turmoil, Russian actions, summit, Tragedy, tragic loss, violence, War Crimes, wrong

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

bipedal form, block evaporation, Brains, capitalize, domesticated animals, Evolution, evolutionarily selected, evolutionary pressure, hair, happenstance, happy accident, MOUNT, physiology, PhysioRideCraft, ride animals, saddle animals, shaped bodies, sweat, THUMBS, traverse long distances

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	669836
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

buttoncraft server Minecraft

Auto-mine, buttoncraft, Landish craft, Minecraft, private auto mine, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3795
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Landish craft is a survival server with a private auto mine, albeit empty

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