HackCraft SMP – Homebrew and Hacking Shenanigans

goldHEN, HACKING, PS5, SDUSB, ps4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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CreeperCursingKidz

CreeperCursingKidz

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where kids are banned and adults rule the land! No more running around and knocking things over, just peaceful building and crafting.

Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can yell at pixelated kids all you want without any consequences. Our community is full of patient and understanding players who will support you in your quest for peace and quiet.

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that listen to you? Join now and let the calmness wash over you like a wave of relaxation.

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PettyPeevesMC

bothersome habits, tiny annoyances, irrational annoyances, irrational triggers, Pet Peeves

Are you tired of getting triggered by tiny things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of that person who chews too loudly or create a lava pit for those who leave the toilet seat up. Let your pet peeves fuel your creativity in our wacky and wild server! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a replica of your annoying neighbor’s house, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash chaos on their virtual property. So why wait? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Censorship, online safety, Server, online privacy, internet regulation

hey u, ya u, r u tired of kiddos ruining ur minecraft experience? do u hate seeing all that toxic social media drama while u tryna build ur epic castle? well, join our server where we BAN kids and restrict all that harmful social media crap! u can finally play in peace without some squeaker yelling in ur ear or seeing drama about who unfollowed who on insta. come join us and live ur best minecraft life without all the annoying distractions. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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KurskBufferZoneCraft

cnn, buffer zone, Kursk, Military, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own Kursk ‘buffer zone’ and blow up Russian bridges like a boss.

imagine this: u and ur squad of minecraft warriors are defending ur territory from the evil Russian invaders. u gotta strategize, build epic fortresses, and blow up bridges to keep them at bay. it’s like a real-life war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

plus, the community is lit AF. u can team up with other players, form alliances, and dominate the server together. it’s like a virtual battlefield where anything goes.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftwarriors #russianbridgesgoboom

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Rise & Grind MC: Sun’s Up, Pickaxes Out! 1.21 Semi-Vanilla Whitelist Community

Dawn MC Server

Overview

Dawn MC is a Semi-Vanilla experience focused on enhancing the quality of life and multiplayer fun, while keeping the classic vanilla gameplay we all know and love. Our features are designed to subtly improve vanilla gameplay for a more enjoyable experience, without drastically altering the core mechanics. Dawn MC stays true to the simplicity of vanilla, offering a clean and balanced environment.

Rules

Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
21+ community only.
Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area, which is reserved for the Shopping District.
Seek approval from nearby players if you plan to build close to their area.

Join Us

To summarize, we’re a friendly and welcoming community looking to make some new friends! Our focus is on delivering an exceptional player experience, from hosting frequent seasonal events to maintaining a high-performance dedicated server with excellent uptime. If this sounds like the kind of place you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you apply! The application is quick and easy with no right or wrong answers—just share your interest, and we’ll be excited to welcome you into our community!

Apply Here

If you need to reach us or need information about your application status please join our Discord.

World Map

This wipe we’re building on a big continent which (almost) has all different biomes! Check out the world map here!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Dawn MC been around?	Our community has been around for over four years.
What are the age requirements for the community?	21+ community only.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a respectful and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the above section for details.
What is the server focus?	Our focus is on delivering an exceptional player experience and maintaining a close-knit community atmosphere.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server

MAGICAL, Mermaid, sea creatures, Tail, mythical creatures

So, I went to a mermaid show today and let me tell you, it was wild! These mermaids were doing backflips and singing underwater like it was no big deal. But then, out of nowhere, a giant squid showed up and started challenging the mermaids to a dance-off. It was epic! And guess what? You can experience all this craziness and more on our Minecraft server! Dive into a world where mermaids and squids have dance battles and where the ocean is your playground. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic underwater showdowns you’ve ever seen!

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Minecraft SMP: /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

debo, Trash, Hunyuan DIT, text-to-image models, stabilityai

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more chaos than a chicken jockey riding a spider.

Join us for a chance to use text-to-image models that are so advanced, they’ll make your builds look like they were made by Notch himself. Our UI is so comfy, it’s like building in creative mode with a stack of diamonds in your inventory.

But wait, there’s more! Want to rank your models and show off your pixel art skills? We’ve got Flux, Pixart Sigma, and Hunyuan DIT models that will make your creations pop like a beacon in the night.

And don’t worry about GPU performance, we’ve got benchmarks that will make your computer run smoother than a freshly greased piston. Plus, you can try out our models online without even registering, because we believe in freedom for all players.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who needs diamonds when you’ve got models and memes to create? Let’s craft some memories together on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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BossWidow911

Boss, bible verse, executor, Grief, wages

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your boss’s widow? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation, unpaid wages, and passive-aggressive texts!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!

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JobGoneIn10Yrs Minecraft SMP

3. Artificial intelligence, 12. Job obsolescence, 6. Job displacement, 15. Occupational shifts, Minecraft

Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job that’s on the verge of disappearing in the next ten years? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your mundane career as a professional pencil sharpener or a professional bubble wrap popper. Instead, embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual warrior in our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and say hello to a future full of blocky fun and endless possibilities!

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