EP1vicsmpminecraft Minecraft Servers

EP1vicsmpminecraft Minecraft Servers

  • Gaylords R Us

    Gaylords R Us
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8868
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

    Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

    Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

    So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

    Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5589
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Farms Harvested: 311
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

    Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDirect LOLz

    CraftyDirect LOLz
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6923
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Crops Grown: 4453 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

    Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3456
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

    And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

    MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 148
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 123225
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

    Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9861
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

    Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

    And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

    HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1410
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Gods Slained: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7350
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

    Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3812
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Location Europe (Netherlands)
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Preferred Players Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
    Do I need any mods to play on the server? No, this is a vanilla survival server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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