Ep.716 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai, Delhi, derailment, extremist, Followers, law enforcement, Mumbai, ONLINE, Pakistan, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, social media, Telegram, Terrorism, Terrorist, Threats, Trains, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2806	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

abuse of power, Accountability, AUTHORITY, brutality, control, Corruption, criminal justice, discrimination, fear, injustice, law enforcement, Manipulation, misconduct, modern day, Oppression, Police, social commentary, systemic issues, VampireCopsSuckButt, Vampires, violation of rights

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	2095	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

Crafty, diagnose, discovery, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, early diagnosis, eye diseases, eye examination, eye health, eye health awareness, EYES, health, health screening, Healthcare, Medical, medical breakthrough, Medical research, preventive care, Reveal, serious diseases, vision

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	976460

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

Control2Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, anticipation, Control 2, Control2Craft, EXCITEMENT, FBC, federal bureau of control, Gaming, Gaming Community, hype, Jesse Faden, long tail, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, remedy entertainment, Sequel, Server, Supernatural powers, Thrilling, upcoming release, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Control 2 on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon gets down! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

BossFightFailsMC SMP

boss battle strategies, boss fight fails, boss fight mechanics, boss fight patterns, boss fight rage, boss fight tactics, boss fight tips, BossFightFailsMC, challenging bosses, difficult enemies, epic showdowns, frustrating battles, game difficulty, Gaming, intense gameplay, smp, tough bosses, video game bosses, Video Game Challenges, Video Game Design, video games, worst boss fights

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyKids, family history, family relationships, family ties, father’s friend, importance of privacy, long distance, maintaining privacy, Minecraft, NC with dad, past trauma, personal boundaries, preschool teacher, privacy concerns, privacy protection, relationship dynamics, respecting boundaries, sensitive information, Server, setting boundaries, traumatic past

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	4263

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.

But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!

CraftyBroInLawNoPay

anger, Arrogant, arsehole, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyBroInLawNoPay, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Mechanic, misunderstanding, MONEY, pride, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, snob

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, car repairs, and passive-aggressive behavior!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught in the middle of a heated argument between a mechanic boyfriend and a snobbish brother-in-law. Will they ever settle their differences? Who knows, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between a sister caught between her boyfriend and her family, all while trying to navigate the complexities of family drama. Will she choose love or loyalty? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and car repairs to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

LifeGoalsMC SMP

achievement, aspirations, Contentment, determination, dreams, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, life ambitions, life desires, life goals, LifeGoalsMC, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3593	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to live your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama race against the server owner for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyNation: Where Every Block Tells a Story

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, BLOCK, bucket list, CraftyNation, culture, Destination, diverse cultures, Dream destination, exotic cuisine, Exploration, favourite country, Global exploration, memorable trips, Story, Tells, top pick, travel, travel inspiration, ultimate getaway, unique experiences, vacation spot, Wanderlust, wanderlust journey

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Do you love exploring different countries but hate the hassle of passports and visas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel to any country you want without leaving the comfort of your own home! Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in France? No problem! How about a pyramid in Egypt? Easy peasy! Join our server and become a world traveler without ever having to deal with jet lag or lost luggage. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on this epic adventure!