Ep.705 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Questing Dragons: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

baseline of quality., comparison, Consistency, dedicated fans, Disaster, disaster after disaster, Dragon Quest, dragons, fanbase, Final Fantasy, Gaming Community, good will, LOLtastic, long trail, Minecraft, Mud, Normal People, popular franchises, Quality, Questing, RPG, Server, success, video games, well adjusted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	94
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	932656
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have dragons that actually listen to you and don’t just fly around aimlessly like in Final Fantasy. Our fanbase consists of well-adjusted normal people who have somehow managed to avoid the drama and chaos that seems to follow Final Fantasy everywhere it goes.

Join us and experience a world where dragons are actually helpful companions, not just random encounters that you have to fight. Our server is a safe haven from the never-ending disasters and lack of good will that seems to plague the Final Fantasy universe.

So come on over and join us for a fantasy experience like no other, where you can actually trust the dragons and the community to have your back. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

BabyCraft: Where even childbirth is an adventure!

Adventure, BabyCraft, Childbirth, children, equality, feminazis, Honor, infanticide, Marriage, Misogyny, monogamy, secrecy, Slavery, societal norms, sparta, Spartan society, Training, warrior culture, Warriors, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the wild and wacky world of Sparta! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of living in separate households from your spouse, because who needs traditional marriage anyways? Monogamy is so last season!

But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can train your children to be warriors starting at the ripe old age of 7. Watch as they battle it out in epic PvP matches, all while avoiding the fate of ugly children who are unfortunately killed at birth.

With 3/4ths of our society enslaved, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join us for a truly psychopathic experience that you won’t soon forget. Who needs Athenian society when you can have all this excitement in Sparta?

MineRim – Crafty Colonists United

#gamer, Amazon, Book, c:dda, Colonists, Crafty, Cube, df, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Fandom, Game Dev, games, Guide, Links, loverslab, manage mods, MineRim, minimize problems, mod load orders, mod performance, modlist, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, op, pastebin, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, Pirate, Rentry, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Spreadsheet, steamcommunity, tynan’s amazing book, United, yayo modlist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants in! Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make you say “WOW!”

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods that will have you soaring through the skies like a pro. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cube of Power that will grant you unimaginable abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Tynan Sylvester himself plays on it. Yes, the creator of Rimworld! And rumor has it, he’s building a secret base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride from here on out!

Blocky Identity Crisis

Alpha, Apathy, autists, Beta, blocky, categorization, Clingy, Copium, Crisis, Deltas, Gamma, Human Behavior, Identity, Job, Needy, normies, omega, personality types, schizos, SELF AWARENESS, sigma, social hierarchy, socialise

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68

Welcome to our Minecraft server where alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, and omegas all come together to build, survive, and thrive in a virtual world like no other!

Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.

Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?

Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.

So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!

Blocky Babes and Beautiful Builds

Admiration, alluring grace, angelic appearance, attractive, Babes, Beautiful, beauty, blocky, Breathtaking, Builds, Captivating, divine beauty, elegant charm, Enchanting, Gorgeous, Lovely, lovely lady, mesmerizing, pretty woman, radiant beauty., striking features, Stunning, Wonder

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the beauty of the world will leave you speechless! Join us and experience gorgeous landscapes that will make you question why the world is so beautiful!

Our server is filled with magical creatures that will make you wonder if you’ve entered a fairy tale. From unicorns prancing through the forests to dragons soaring through the skies, you’ll never know what fantastical creature you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, a majestic creature that roams the land in search of shiny treasures. Will you be lucky enough to spot this rare and elusive animal?

Join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the beauty and wonder that awaits you. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why she is so beautiful!

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

Admiration, affirming words, appreciation, beautiful soul, CompliCraft, compliments, CREEPERS, empowering words, encouragement, genuine compliments, heartfelt praise, kindhearted words, Kindness, love, Nice, positivity, spreading positivity, supportive words, sweet words, Thoughtful gestures, uplifting words, warm compliments, words of affirmation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

Adventure, colombia, Colombians, Crafty, Cultural differences, Curiosity, date, DATING, EXCITEMENT, Exotic, Foreign, Intimacy, Latin America, latina, Latinas, love, Lust, multicultural, Passion, relationship, romance, sex, spicy, Steamy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchantments Applied:	294
Dimension Hops:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1550
Magic Items Found:	4409	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

1. I knew it, CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!

Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

billionaires, census, Crafty, ethnic wealth distribution, financial disparity, Jewish ancestry, Jewish billionaires, Jewish community, Jewish population, Jews, Kraziness, Kremlin, Minority representation, Overrepresentation, Population, russia, Russia billionaires, Russian billionaires, Russian economy, Russian population, social inequality, wealth, wealth gap

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!

SeaFemanon’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Anonymity, blocky, Board, Communication, Community, Curiosity, discussion, female, femanon, forum, History, Identity, Interaction, internet, Memory, ONLINE, past, query, question.., sea, SeaFemanons, Southeast Asia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary SEA femanon! She’s a master builder who can create entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!