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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6897 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 153 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP DANCING THE FLOSS!
WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT YOU GOTTA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN TO GET IN!
OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS, TURNING YOUR PICKAXE INTO A LIGHTSABER AND YOUR SWORD INTO A BANANA!
PLUS, WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED WHO TELLS THE BEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY TOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! AI REVENGE PORN? NAH, WE’VE GOT AI PIG RACES AND AI COW TIPPING! YEEHAW!