Ep.691 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3345
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	349943
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Emeralds Found:	4363	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	1511
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	830
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9547	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

canopymc.net

Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	275	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9377	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Dragon Eggs Found:	3132
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	838624
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	371	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!