EP.585 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

anger, B rank, bullshit, Competitive Gaming, counter play, dumb cunt, Frustration, future gohan, Gaming, ki spammer, lightning surprise, maining, match, Minecraft, online play, RAGE, ROSHI, Server, Sparking, sparkling, video games, z broly, Zero

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Star Shards Collected:	229	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band of the Hawk, berserk, Black Swordsman, branded sacrifice, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, phase, Revenge, Skull Knight, smp, Sword of Berserk, traumatic memories, traumatic past

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Revolutionize Minecraft Server

advancement, Alteration, changes, Coming, destiny, Evolution, fate, Inevitable, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, Progression, revolution, Revolutionize, Server, Shift, soon, transformation, TRANSITION, Unstoppable, upheaval

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9059
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	8110
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Candidate, chunky, Democracy, election, fat fuck, Government, Minecraft, MONKEY, political accountability, political campaign, political commentary, political corruption, Political debate, political division, political humor, political responsibility, political rhetoric, Political satire, political system, Politics, smp, Voting, voting for, voting rights

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, general, Limbus, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Votes:	8671	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle for supremacy.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it is directly tied to the mind-bending worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect the unexpected, including spoilers galore and a tutorial that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So why wait? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the madness today. Join us on this wild ride through Limbus Company, where insanity reigns supreme and anything is possible. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Happy Minecraft SMP Diwali Deepawali!

celebration, Community, culture, decorations, Deepawali, diwali, family, FESTIVAL, fireworks, Friends, Happiness, Happy, Happy Diwali, India, joy, lights, Minecraft, Prayers, Rituals, smp, spirituality, sweets, tradition, Unity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Diwali celebrations, where we blow up creepers instead of lighting fireworks! Our community is full of players who love to party and have a blast, quite literally. So come join us and experience a Diwali like never before, with more TNT than you can shake a stick at! Who needs traditional celebrations when you can have a Minecraft Diwali extravaganza? See you there, and Happy Diwali!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

Abolish age of consent, anime girl’s, attraction, demonize, Fags, FEMINISTS, Hag, humans in the wild, Marriage, millenia, Minecraft, natural instincts, Pedos, PIXEL, playhouse, prime fertility, Server, Sexuality, species, teenagers, trannies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of wild and wacky ideas! Looking for a place where you can build your dream world without judgment? Look no further!

Join us and explore a world where age is just a number and building relationships with teenagers is totally normal! Forget about societal norms and let your instincts guide you to find your perfect Minecraft partner.

Don’t let the feminists bring you down – on our server, we celebrate all types of attractions, from cute anime girls to whatever else floats your boat. Embrace your natural instincts and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect™ General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	882
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	556313	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP! We’ve got characters with names that sound like they were generated by a random name generator on steroids. Join us and hang out with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got outrageous stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Ever heard of the legendary battle between Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー and Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー over who gets the last diamond block? It was epic, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have unofficial archives that are so secret, they’re practically classified information. Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

TheCube

#addons, armor, Buy, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Duels, Economy, KitPvP, Koth, Minecraft, Mines, Players, Playtime Rewards, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Teams, Thecube, Tools, Trade

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Magic Items Found:	6289
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

TheCube is a box server.

You mine at the mines to upgrade your tools and armor to kill other players. You can buy ranks, crate keys, cosmetics and other fun stuff with /buy or /coinshop. There are many cool addons like´: – Koth – Duels – Playtime Rewards – Quests – Teams – Skills – Trade

I hope you enjoy your stay at TheCube!

TheCube.minehut.gg

Block Party Minecraft Server

Akane-banashi, Astro Royale, BLOCK, blue box, Fukkatsu Shin Hanzaki, Hakutaku, Hima-Ten!, hunterxhunter, Ichi The Witch, Kagurabachi, Kill Blue, Me & Roboco, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Nue’s Exorcist, Party, sakamoto days, Server, Shinobi Undercover, Super Psychic Policeman Chojo, The Elusive Samurai, Ultimate Exorcist Kiyoshi, undead unluck, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Shonen Jump Issue #49, wsj, Yokai Buster Murakami

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us for a chance to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we have weekly events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just last week, one player tamed a dragon and flew it into a horde of zombies, saving the entire village from destruction. Talk about epic!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the rarest items in all of Minecraft can be found there – if you’re brave enough to face the challenges that await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.