Ep. 363 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	1398

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	82

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ores Mined:	9112	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	3125	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3954
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	2123
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!