Ep. 274 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	4307
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

Alternative, alternative Vtubers, avant garde, avant-garde vtubers, Freaky, Horror, horror Vtubers, indie, indie vtubers, list, Minecraft, question.., Server, spooky, Spooky Month, spooky thread, Thread, Vtuber, VTuber list, Vtubers, weird, weird thread, Weird Vtubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6235	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	2037
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7970
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic characters, Comic Archive, comic characters, Comic creator, comic fandom, comic humor, comic storylines, comic strip, Comic Updates, digital art, funny animals, humor, internet comic, long-running comic, Minecraft, new comic, ONLINE, online comic, Sabrina, Sabrina Online, slice of life, smp, web series, webcomic

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5339
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, Donald J Trump, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, ptg, Rally, RALLY SOON, realdonaldtrump, RSBN, Rumble, Server, TeamTrump, THE FAILING NYTS, trump archive, Trump Rallies, Trump Spox, Trumps, TrumpWarRoom, truth social, Tucker Carlson Live Tour, whitehouse45

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6796	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, brock lesnar, Combat sports, Crafting, crossover athlete, dream match, Entertainment, fantasy booking, Future, great athlete, heavyweight division, interim heavyweight champion, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, Monster, Potential, professional wrestling, smp, speculation, Sports Entertainment, tom aspinall, Toms, ufc, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Farms Harvested:	976	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	8923
Dragon Eggs Found:	9997	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Content update, Crafty, Draenei, EU, GLOBOFOMO, guild, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, world, World of Warcraft, wowg, xal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).