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Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Animals Bred:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Emeralds Found:	6447	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5842	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2669	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Animals Bred:	137
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions poll, Dokibird, Drift Away, Fly High, Heart of Gold, Jiangshi bird, joy, Last Cup of Coffee, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Selen Tatsuki Archives, Server, Shop, Smart Goon, Tatsuki Manor Mystery, The Final Heist, Twitch channel, twitter, vod channel, youtube channel

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!