Ep.175 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	262	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8879	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mines Excavated:	4358	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4355
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!