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CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1574	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	2289
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	341561
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	4093	Dragon Eggs Found:	6280
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4880
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	193
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	2240
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4571
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!