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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 884 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
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