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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9126 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 150 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
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